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but just gotta mention that hetao seriously need to trim his nails my whole arm is damaged because of his nails...

gonna do a quiz thingy of some sort
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:
1) I damn cute.
YR: Yeah as cute as my dead dog

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: Then no ugly people exist

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: I don't

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
YR: Geeks are not well accepted by society nowadays

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Fvck off

If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: Yeah like how i like my history lessons

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Well i was expecting more to see

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Neither are you my bottle of coke

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Even if i'm rich I'll not ride with you

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Oh yea i hate you already

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: I think michael jackson is alive

2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
YR: yeah 999

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: The feeling aint mutual

4) What do you like about me?
YR: You fvcking off

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I'll think about it : NO

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Hi mutha fakar how was sex with your mom last night?

2) You smell like shit!
YR: No thats just you

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: I'm better than you

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Looked in the mirror lately?

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Best not strain yourself mate

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: I still hate you...

2) I know you still love me!
YR: I know i love megan fox

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: okay after i climb mount everest

4) Please call me...
YR: soon...

5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: Glad to hear

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Yeah at least better than you

2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
YR: Changed for the worse?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: how about 100%?

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.
YR: I buy you pay xP

5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: I can see from your face

Yay im done xP