Taking Life EaSy

Ahh can't sleep cuz mom is too noisy unpacking all that crap

so ima blog about my trip to australia pictures will be uploaded tomorrow i hope if i can find the usb cable

the trip is 7 days actually just 5 if you look at it

Day 1 : gather at airport @ 8pm blah blah blah

Day 2 : Jet lag ... didnt sleep at all started cruising the whole day , G'day mates
First went to a cattle farm
Saw a bunch of sheep
And the sheep dog was so cool like it always knows how to gather up the sheep
Milked a cow milk tastes ok but i spit it out cuz you never know where that nipple has been cuz cow they apparently sleep on their poop

Fed lambs and saw a sheep get striped of its wool

Learnt whip cracking
Some dude that is on the tour tried to show off and started whip cracking before the lesson was over
He whipped himself and everyone was laughing at him :) cuz of the expression he made well he deserved it

Went to see koalas after that and never volunteer to hug a koala >:(
Cuz when a koala grabs onto you you cant pull it away from you or it'll tear your flesh so i hugged the koala for like almost an hour before finally someone brough some koala food and it went away

Penguin parade !! saw 893 penguins come up from the sea spectacular sight touched one and got scolded by the aussie animal dude

Checked into hotel well its not really a hotel its more like a resort it had jacuzzi and everything you find in a resort i thought it was gonna be so cool if we stayed there the whole time but its only for one night :(

Lobster dinner :)) pathetic though each person gets a 300gram lobster only

Day 3: went to Amaze “N” Things early in the morning it was epically cool a mirror maze fun houses magic trips flying voodoo thingamajigs lots of cool stuff

Went to a lavander garden which was totally boring just looked at flowers for like an hour
went to a strawberry farm after that we get to pick our own strawberries :))
sweetest strawberry in the lower hemisphere they say
my mom picked good straw berries which were red as hell
while i picked ones with bits of greens
well in the end my strawberries tasted better :))
red doesn't= good

went to a winemaking place tasted wine and stuff
forgot to mention that in australia they have water restrictions water is extremely expensive coke and orange juice is actually cheaper than mineral water
and forgot to mention that all the meals in australia provided us with champaign and wine only no water or anything else ! so we all drank champaign and wine including a 13 year old girl who had her first drink and got drunk :) it was dessert wine so the alcohol content is very low
dinner at some shitty chinese restaurant which sucked didnt eat much got some pizza

Day 4 :
Went to some bird park of some sort fed birds ...
Everyone just threw the feed on the ground while i held it up high and birds came flying to my hand and then everyone copied pictures tomorrow will be hilarious if i seriously manages to find my usb cable
somebody got bird poop on their arm :)

went on the oldest steam train in australia the puffing billy fun but really bad for the environment cuz loads of black smoke came out and shit

Went to a nice restaurant called united cuckoo (KooKoo) everyone was so friendly there
When we were all eating the performer who was performing suddenly said "OMG its him ! lets welcome the president of the united cuckoo" for a moment i thought he was gonna say states instead of cuckoo and got really nervous i thought i was gonna dine with obama man :(

wine tasting again just had the dessert wine didnt dare to take on the 40+% ones

Day 5 :
Went to victoria market there bought some souvenirs but didnt but anything else cuz everything there is like cheapo shit which makes you feel like its gonna break of tear the moment you use it

Went to harbour town later another shopping place felt sleepy so waited in the bus it was all branded goods there so my mom wasted a whole bunch of money

thats basically it for day 5

Day 6 :
It was suppose to be a free day but my mom signed up for the damn optional tour fvck it totally sucked the total duration of the whole thing was like 12 hours only spent 1.5hours looking at the scenery the rest of the time on the friggin bus so epically bored ! didnt bring my psp and my phone's battery was dead

ok so returned at about 7 ... apparently a cousin of mine who i grew up with was living in australia !!
i still remember her up till now hmm i'm not sure what to call her i just call her sis she is my grandpa's sister's daughter's daughter
she is 21 studying university over at australia so had a nice dinner with her and caught up with her about the time when we were young
And also to mention she is the hottest asian girl i have every met i mean like she changed so much almost didnt recognise her it was just non stop chatting with her
But when the day ended i found out that she got knocked up by some irresponsible aussie boyfriend so shes getting an abortion this saturday :( like wtf (21 years old btw)

enough about that thinking about it makes me sad i mean like shes so hot and have such a great personality she can do way better

Day 7 (today 15dec)went shopping and shit hopped on the coach and went to the airport and here i am back in singapore i totally can't stand the weather in singapore though its so effing hot and humid in australia its like 13 degrees everyday ...


Ok thats basically what happened for the 7 days it has been a long post but its gonna get longer cuz i aint gonna sleep anytime soon

First of all SCREW YOU TIMOTHY
I don't know which part of australia you went to but its not appropriate to wear shorts for the tour cuz its freaking ass cold and i only brought one pair of long pants

2nd note australians are really friendly :) they say g'day mate or morning or at least a hi every time they see you
the flies at australia are really friendly too they are constantly trying to kiss you and crawl into your ear (sarcasm)

3rd every girl in australia is hot :) i mean like all the blondes are hot and some brunettes too and really friendly :)
in australia i'm not considered fat at all :)
i'm like what they call bubbly and cute
in one of the restaurants during the trip it was a buffet lunch but the roasted lamb was limited everyone got a small share but me cuz the blonde aussie girl said " ooOoo cute boys get extra " that made my day

overall the trip was nice except for the painfully long bus rides

signing off gotta sleep now